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Pappu:
Papa aap Honeymoon me gaye the to mai kahan tha. |
Santa was sukin girlfriend's breasts. |
Ek pathan ki shaadi k 3 din baad uski patni boli, "Maine apse shaadi is liye ki hai ki humare bache hon, is liye nahi ki mujhe poty khul kar aaye". |
Ek bahu saari raat paraaye mard
k saath
sokar aayi lekin uski saas ne kuch nahin kaha, why? |
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Suhagrat
k time darvaze pe dastak hoti
hai toh dulhan bhag k parde k peeche chup jati hai. |
Prince k 60 feet k hole se nikalne k baad usse pucha gaya "andar dar lag raha tha?" to usne kaha "ye to kuch bhi nahi 6 saal pahle to isse bhi chhote hole se nikla tha". |
3 Fact of Life -1.Garib aur boobs hamesha
dabte hai. |
Lady 2 Maid: Tu saare kaam mein bekaar hai! |
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Boy
to gal: Agar mai tumhe Kiss karun to tum kyaa sochogi? |
Kehte hai: "aurat k haath me barkat hoti hai!" |
Ek
sardar ulta nanga soya tha. Dusara admi aake sardar par tabla bajane lega,
jab bajana band kiya to sardar palta aur bola, le ab BANSURI baja. |
In a
party, a lady wanted to go to toilet. She said to Santa: Susu karne ki
jagah dikhaao. |
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Man: Kiss Karun? |
Santa runing after a bus n, catches it n
asks the Driver: Ye bus teri Ma lagti hai? |
Santa: Murge kaise diye? |
Mirinda
condom- jor ka jhatka dheere se lage! |
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Santa: My
8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant. |
Rail
k patri par mat hagaa karo, |
kuch
log sirf 2 ghante kertay hain |
PAK wicket keeper MOIN got
married, |
Conductor:
Bachche ka full ticket lagega!! |
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A
Sardar was urinating beside a car. A Foreigner said to him " |
Jab Gabbar paida
hua to uski maan ne usko 3-4 thappad lagaye. |
Dad
gajab ho gaya, bhai darwaja nahi! khol raha. |
A man phoned & asked: Hello, is it
221714? |
Teacher: kya cheez muh mein nahin leni chahiye. Student: jalta hua bulb Teacher: why Student: kal raat ko mummy papa se keh rahi thi "bulb bujha do to muh mein loongi" |
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Agar Reliance condom banayega to slogan kya hoga ? Karlo ch~dai chutki mein . Mere papa ka sapna, sabki ch~t mein apna |
What is the best family planning slogan on
a municipal bus? |
Pahle hath pe lo, fir sidha karo, fir muh
me dalo, fir thuk lagao, fir ghosao..... |
wat
is the most sensitive part of the body during masturbation? |
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Jeeto:
Kal chor aya aur mere sath SX karke chala gaya. |
Ek Bar ek shaitan uperwale se bola mujhe sab se khubsurat bana taki mai sunder ladkiyon ka khoon pee saku, uperwala haskar bola ja tujhe ''WHISPAR" bana diya. |
70 yr old man: Doc meri age mein SX style
kya hona chahiye? |
Namaskar aaj ka taapmaan 44 degree hone ki sambhavana hai. Kripaya apni girlfriend ki bra me baraf daal k rakhe varna doodh fatney ka khatra hai. |
SX
life of a couple according to ages:-- 18+ DINRAAT 28+ ROZRAAT 38+ JUMERAAT 48+ CHANDRAAT 58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT. |
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